Having stayed with many different girls over a span of five years in Hyderabad, I have had the honor of witnessing many many girls' night outs, parties, pub outings... you get the gist. I might not have always participated but I have always observed (its a lot of fun too!)... Though I used to have an impression that most girls cannot hold their drinks, this myth was completely shattered when I met girls who could give many guys a run for their money when it came to holding their drinks! Then there were the girls who were always up for a party... every day was TGIF for them. And then the girls who turned each drinking session into a cry-fest and then to a group therapy... So now that today is a Friday and I don't have a gang of girls to party with anymore, I decided to write this piece as a tribute to all the legendary party girls I have met and partied with over the years...
- The "today is ladies' night" girls: These girls religiously kept track of all the local clubs/ pubs/ discotheques and the schedule of the ladies' night events in them. They arranged their partying schedules accordingly and usually got away without spending a penny! When you are a regular at the pub, you got to keep it economical. I mean what can be better than free drinks!
- The "yeah I can have one more" girls: These girls are the true rockstars who can beat any guy with their ability to drink continuously and still keep standing (or dancing). While you are barely being able to count the number of fingers being held up, they are just sitting there coolly, ordering the next drink. The best thing about them? They are the safest drinking buddies and will always get you home (in my case safely into bed).
- The "what am I doing with my life" girls: There will always be one girl in every group who will start crying after one or two drinks. They'll suddenly be reminded about all the travesties in their lives and then the waterworks will start! And since all the others are equally wasted, it will soon turn into a hilarious therapy session. By the way, these are also the people who will end up calling their exes.
- The "I'm always angry" girls: I have seen the most docile girls turn into complete Hulks when they have been drinking. Expect angry texts, throwing of objects and incredibly angry monologues (complete with the choicest curse words)... woe betide if she has some hidden anger for you! If she has been drinking, you are going to hear it.
- The "I love you" girls: This is actually a very common phenomenon among both the sexes. Drinking lowers your defenses so it makes you feel warm and loving towards people... including people you would not even talk to sober. If you are slightly less drunk than them, you can hear heartfelt apologies, deep secrets and everything that they would end up regretting the next morning.
- The "selfies in the bathroom" girls: These are the girls who go to clubs mostly to update their Facebook feed. And as the bathrooms are the only places without the swirling lights, they are very popular as a backdrop for those selfies. And if you have been drinking for some time, you will "appear" very hot and sexy in the mirror... Don't trust it, its just an illusion and you will know how drunk you actually look when you see the photos the next day.
- The "today was a bad (or good) day so let's have a drink" girls: These girls can have a booze party under any pretext. It could be Sunday night or Wednesday evening, if they want it they will think of an excuse for it. And they will search with all their energy for open "thekas" even if its a dry day. Do not mention "let's wait till the weekend" to them... every day is Friday as far as they are concerned!
It is always fun to go drinking and dancing with girls or even have quiet (though its usually loud) house parties with them. So enjoy it while it lasts!
In memory of all our parties!
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